Rejoice, rejoice!

So Tony Blair, the grinning jackass of Downing Street, is finally going to slip into obscurity after ten years of witless destruction directed against the British nation. Typically for this self-obsessed buffoon, his concern for the last year or so has been his "legacy." Well, I'd just like to say that he wasn't elected to leave a personal legacy, but to look after the interests of the British people - something he has singularly failed to do.

Blair's "legacy" consists of a burgeoning police state; an unrepentant terrorist and a religious maniac in power in Northern Ireland; the degredation of British culture into something reminiscent of a reality TV show in south central Los Angeles; Prime Ministerial endorsement of the teaching, in British schools, of creationist lies more suited to some hick town in the American bible belt; the establishment of a new internet (and Tube) phenomenon, taliban.co.uk; rabid persecution of motorists; the annihalation of British agriculture; the fastest-growing tax burden in the civilised world; and John Prescott. At least I can safely say that Blair's rule will not be soon forgotten.

In his place we will be governed by a dour, puritanical ball of Socialist lard with no mandate to make policy for England. Gordon Brown is well known for his redistributionist approach to economics. Now, I fully realise that some degree of wealth redistribution is desirable in a modern society, ie. subsistence-level payments to those who are, through no fault of their own, unable to earn a living for a few weeks or so. Similar payments would be made to the disabled and pensioners. That's wealth distribution, and it's perfectly OK.

However, Mr Brown, I would like to make one rather forceful suggestion to you. Should you wish to continue redistributing wealth to: Asylum seekers, drug addicts, unmarried parents of five children by five fathers; those who are unemployed because they played truant from school; the terminally workshy; multi-culti Thought Policemen; speed camera partnerships; or any other group for whom I feel nothing but deep loathing and utter contempt - please take that wealth out of your own pocket, and leave mine alone!

Taking other people's earned wealth and giving it to the undeserving is theft. Don't do it, Mr Brown.