Sanction of the victim

Are you reading this on a PC which you stole or bought with benefits? If you are, fuck off now.

This is for the rest of you, who worked to earn money and bought your PC with it. I just want to ask you to think about a few things. Well, I shouldn't say "things" really, because I'm talking about people. Broadly speaking.

I want you to think about the shiftless sponger who leaves school and never tries to find a job, but instead manages to get by quite comfortably on invalidity benefit for an unproveable lower back problem.

I want you to think about the sink-estate slut, mother to five children by five fathers, who keeps her Housing Benefit-funded flat well stocked with Lambert & Butler, Buckfast, frozen pizza and microwave chips courtesy of a huge wad of child benefit.

I want you to think about the unemployed couple who occasionally smile at you from the fifth page of The Sun, surrounded by their 15 children in front of the three knocked-together council houses they refer to as "their" home.

I want you to think about the arrogant "asylum seeker" who gets given a free furnished house and a pocketful of cash every week, so he can hang about on street corners continuing Somali clan feuds with a machete while being too damn idle to bother his useless arse learning English.

I want you to think about the exiled Imam who spews Jihadist filth from his pulpit, while living high on the charity of the country that he daily abuses even while it shelters him from the consequences of the crimes he committed in his own land.

I want you to think about the NuLabour jobsworth who trousers forty grand a year in his worthless capacity as a Multicultural Tolerance Outreach Facilitator, befouling our lives with useless regulations and politically correct claptrap which bear no relation to the world outside of the Guardian jobs section.

I want you to think about the fact that every one of these pieces of canine excrement only survives because we allow them to. This is what Ayn Rand memorably described as the "Sanction of the victim." These people, these scrapings of the human barrel, are not the victims of society. We are. They are the parasites, and the money in their pockets is extorted from ours. We work; they don't. We produce; they sponge. We owe them nothing. Instead, they owe us something. They owe us respect. They owe us gratitude. They owe us the recognition that they live by our sufferance, and that our patience is not infinite.

So if we want something from these people, we should get it. If we tell them to stop malingering and find a job, keep their knickers on and their knees together, support their own offspring instead of asking us to do it, integrate with our culture pretty damn quick, shut their foul ranting theocratic gobs or stop bothering us with their viciously intolerant Left-liberal social engineering, they should do so promptly and uncomplainingly. They should remember that they survive by our sanction; that sanction is the money that we pay to keep them alive. In Britain today, far too many of our laws, taxes and governmental impositions are aimed at helping the "disadvantaged." The truth is, though, that 99% of the "disadvantaged" were disadvantaged by their own actions or lack thereof. I say, frankly and simply, fuck them.

Why don't we withdraw our sanction from these people? Why don't we refuse to let them wax fat on the proceeds of our industry? Why don't we elect a government that will trim the Welfare State back to a bare, subsistence-level skeleton? Why don't we re-establish the idea that to support yourself you have to earn money, and to have children you have to earn more?

If the sanction of the victim is withdrawn, I predict that the vast majority of the "disadvantaged" will either manage to find work fairly quickly or depart for sunnier climes. For the unregenerate few who whine about "entitlement" or turn to crime, there are always other solutions. Sell them as slaves to Omani Bedouin. Render them down for pig feed. Augment our woefully over-stretched Army by the creation of penal battalions. Stage gladiatorial games in Wembley Stadium. Let's be imaginative.

I freely admit that this post has been prompted by the expropriation of a third of my last pay packet to support other people who have, quite unaccountably, failed to turn up and do a third of my work for me. The hundreds of pounds of my money that other people spent on Lottery scratchcards, al Qaida DVDs and Vegetarian Respect Awareness leaflets last month would have made quite a significant difference to my lifestyle. I do not feel compassionate about this. I do not feel that I have helped those less fortunate than myself. I feel angry that other, frankly inferior, people have been given my money as the end product of a process of State-sponsored theft.

I want you to think about that.

Ejamakashun, ejamakashun, ejamakashun

I have a plan.

It is a plan that will instantly reverse the fortunes of Britain's failing education system and save a damn big pile of money in the process. It is a plan that is simple in concept, visionary in scope and too obvious for the cretins who currently rule Britain (or Dozy Dave who wants to replace them) to think up in a million years. It is, in short, the sort of plan that only a genius like myself could come up with.

Firstly, we need schools. Yes, I know we already have some, but I mean proper schools that teach useful things. Let's plan them, shall we?

We need two types of schools. We need Grammar Schools, for the academically inclined who intend to go to university, and we need High Schools for everyone else. (Note that we ONLY need two types of schools; schools which teach that the infidel crusaders must be destroyed or that the Virgin Mary ascended to heaven on a magic moonbeam are not required.) Grammar Schools will teach a curriculum based on maths, English, foreign and classical languages, geography, history and the arts and sciences. They will aim to give their pupils a solid grounding in these subjects, illustrated by A-Level or Higher passes. High Schools will teach their pupils a similar range of subjects (maths, English, a science, a foreign language and either history or geography will be compulsory at least to the standard of the new exam which will replace GCSEs and Standard Grades - I suggest it could be usefully called the O-Level/O-Grade.) They will also teach vocational subjects such as wood and metal working, business IT skills, administration skills and mechanics; their pupils will leave school prepared to start a career or an apprenticeship.

Religious Studies, Citizenship, Child Development, Media Studies, Health and Social Care, Leisure and Tourism and Dance will be abolished as subjects and their teachers sent to re-education camps to be indoctrinated in common sense.

There will be a national curriculum based on sensible concepts such as; that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, the Holocaust was a terrible thing but it's time we stopped banging on about it, evolution is a fact as well as a theory, all beliefs are not equally true or worthy of respect and 2+2=4. You get the picture there.

Fine. Now we've got schools. Not much good if the pupils would rather stay at home with their PS3 though, are they? Truancy rates in the UK are sky-high and rising.

Dead easy. Link school attendance to eligibility for benefits. Every pupil's attendance will be monitored throughout secondary school. On completion of secondary school (and nobody will be allowed to leave until they have attempted O-Grades) their attendance will be checked and anyone who has more than 1% unauthorised absences (that's about two days truant per school year - two days too bloody many!) will not be issued the new Benefit Card. Did I explain about the Benefit Card? No? That's what you'll need to present to be eligible for ANY State handout. Including invalidity benefit, council housing, health care and pensions. For life.

What about fake authorised absences, ie. parents who write a fake sick-note because little Dwayne and Sharleena can't stand the stress of going to school? Also dead easy. Any parent caught doing that has their Benefit Card confiscated. Permanently. Do you think that's a bit harsh? So do I. Which is exactly what the bastards deserve for thinking they can live off the stolen wealth of taxpayers while raising a litter of dysfunctional brats.

The upshot of this is that all children of school age either attend school or face a short and miserable life of abject poverty, slaving away at menial jobs until they expire in a shop doorway some winter's night with a can of Special Brew, still clutched weakly in one stiffening hand, spilling its dregs into the cardboard box that was their home. Now, I know all you bleeding heart liberals out there are saying, "but denied the compassion and support of the State they'll turn to a life of crime." Here's the news: I'll be writing about my law and order policies soon and believe me, no they bloody won't.

The kids are all in school, then; so far, so good. But will they study?

Yes.

Every child will be given the opportunity to sit a minimum of ten O-Grades/O-Levels or vocational equivalents. Each pass they achieve will result in one level being added to their initially blank Benefit Card, up to a maximum of twelve. The same will apply for subsequent passes at A-Level or Higher. When that person, in the future, claims a State benefit of any kind the level of the Benefit Card will be checked and 10% of the benefit will be awarded for each level. This means that someone who goes to school and gets eight O-Grades, a couple of IT certificates, metalwork and vehicle maintenance will get 120% of the benefit, while someone who sends text messages under the desk, ignores the teacher and distracts the other pupils will get exactly what he deserves - jack shit.

Extra levels- again up to an overall maximum of twelve - will be awarded for each three years spent working in the emergency services, teaching profession, health industry (that's right; not service, INDUSTRY!) and Armed Forces. Levels will be removed at a rate of one for each year spent in prison plus one for each criminal conviction.

There you are; that's my plan. If you disagree with it you are wrong, but hey, I'm fair; you can have your say on my forum. Just remember, you heard it here first.

Rejoice, rejoice!

So Tony Blair, the grinning jackass of Downing Street, is finally going to slip into obscurity after ten years of witless destruction directed against the British nation. Typically for this self-obsessed buffoon, his concern for the last year or so has been his "legacy." Well, I'd just like to say that he wasn't elected to leave a personal legacy, but to look after the interests of the British people - something he has singularly failed to do.

Blair's "legacy" consists of a burgeoning police state; an unrepentant terrorist and a religious maniac in power in Northern Ireland; the degredation of British culture into something reminiscent of a reality TV show in south central Los Angeles; Prime Ministerial endorsement of the teaching, in British schools, of creationist lies more suited to some hick town in the American bible belt; the establishment of a new internet (and Tube) phenomenon, taliban.co.uk; rabid persecution of motorists; the annihalation of British agriculture; the fastest-growing tax burden in the civilised world; and John Prescott. At least I can safely say that Blair's rule will not be soon forgotten.

In his place we will be governed by a dour, puritanical ball of Socialist lard with no mandate to make policy for England. Gordon Brown is well known for his redistributionist approach to economics. Now, I fully realise that some degree of wealth redistribution is desirable in a modern society, ie. subsistence-level payments to those who are, through no fault of their own, unable to earn a living for a few weeks or so. Similar payments would be made to the disabled and pensioners. That's wealth distribution, and it's perfectly OK.

However, Mr Brown, I would like to make one rather forceful suggestion to you. Should you wish to continue redistributing wealth to: Asylum seekers, drug addicts, unmarried parents of five children by five fathers; those who are unemployed because they played truant from school; the terminally workshy; multi-culti Thought Policemen; speed camera partnerships; or any other group for whom I feel nothing but deep loathing and utter contempt - please take that wealth out of your own pocket, and leave mine alone!

Taking other people's earned wealth and giving it to the undeserving is theft. Don't do it, Mr Brown.

Welcome back!

As you may have noticed, I have been absent from the world of blogging for a while. I'm not going to go into the reasons for that, although I'm sure most of you could take a pretty good guess anyway. Enough said.

Whatever, I am now back. While I have been informed that a whole new world of trouble awaits me if I make any more comments about the age at which certain historical religious figures felt girls are sexually mature (nine, apparently) the world remains full of interesting things to talk about. I intend to do so.

Check back soon, and we'll see what's happening first...